Agent Double-O-Jim is on Fletch’s trail

7 Mar

Agent 00Jim

Our man on the inside: Agent Double-O-Jim, in heavy disguise

It’s Amanda at the keyboard again – and, at last, I have some encouraging news about Fletch’s abduction.

Following the body blow we received earlier this week concerning his relationship with his kidnapper, we have engaged a secret agent to track the lovebirds down.

Agent Double-O-Jim (any resemblance to North Lakes Countryside Membership Recruiter Jim is entirely coincidental) has gone deep under cover to search for clues about their location.

Once he finds their love nest, we will be organising a daring rescue and a course of therapy sessions for Fletch to reverse the brainwashing. Wish us luck!

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3 Responses to “Agent Double-O-Jim is on Fletch’s trail”

  1. Wendy March 8, 2014 at 3:55 pm #

    Have you realised that someone known as Ranger Roy seems to know a lot about this? Check see his blog at http://www.northlakes.blogspot.co.uk/

    I’d be deeply suspicious of him.

    • Fletch the perchcrow March 8, 2014 at 4:30 pm #

      Thank you very much for the tip off, Wendy. We’ve had a look at his blog and see exactly what you mean – he has photos of Fletch in captivity that no one else has. What could it mean, do you think? We’ll put Agent Double-O-Jim onto him.

      Amanda and Alex (Fletch’s typists)

      • Wendy March 8, 2014 at 6:20 pm #

        Hmmm! Having photos that nobody else has is ominous. I’d warn Agent Double-0-Jim to be very careful. The kidnapper TAPED FLETCH’S MOUTH so he must be very dangerous.

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